10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986