10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.