10 Random Poker Quotes

All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
It's Free To Fold...
There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe