10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "No river, no fish."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)