10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.