10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)