10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson