10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez