10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.