10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "No river, no fish."