10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.