10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• It's Free To Fold...
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson