10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack