10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.