10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.