10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• im going to 2 out you to death