10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."