10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.