10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Fold and live to fold again
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)