10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.