10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen