10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- im going to 2 out you to death