10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.