10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)