10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.