10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.