10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• It's Free To Fold...
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss