10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.