10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.