10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.