10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Welcome to kicker school
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery