10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe