10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker is for loners.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.