10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.