10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.