10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Fold and live to fold again
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom