10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!