10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• It's Free To Fold...
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio