10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!