10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."