10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• im going to 2 out you to death
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..