10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.