10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---