10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!