10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- It's Free To Fold...
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"