10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Fold and live to fold again
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "No river, no fish."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"