10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln