10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --