10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.