10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel